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Let’s not lie to ourselves — some songs don’t just slap… they suplex.
And “Anomaly” by I See Stars is one of those rare, beautiful disasters of sound that grabs you by the throat, screams “THIS ISN’T A PHASE MOM,” and pile-drives your emotions straight through a flaming announce table.
If you’ve ever heard a song and immediately imagined it blaring through 80,000 screaming fans at WrestleMania, this is the one. It’s intense. It’s emotional. It’s got more breakdowns than your ex during finals week. And yeah — it would make an absolutely filthy promo theme for a WrestleMania main event.
🧨 Why “Anomaly” Hits Like a Steel Chair to the Face
Let’s break this down like a classic Jim Ross call:
“BAH GAWD, THAT SONG HAS A FAMILY!”
🎧 Explosive Instrumentation
It’s like someone mashed up a DJ’s rave set with a bar fight in a metalcore bar… and somehow made it sound beautiful. The blend of EDM glitchiness, post-hardcore power chords, and earth-shaking drops is the definition of “this goes hard.”
Picture this: pyro goes off, lights flicker, and a wrestler walks out with “Anomaly” booming. If that doesn’t scream WrestleMania moment, I don’t know what does.
🎤 Lyrically, It’s a Promo Script Waiting to Happen
“I always knew that I’d run.”
Sound familiar? That’s literally the vibe of every reluctant hero angle in WWE history. From Seth Rollins’ redemption arc to Sami Zayn turning on the Bloodline — it’s giving “I’ve been through hell and I’m STILL HERE.”
It’s dramatic. It’s powerful. It’s main-event energy, baby.
🧠 The Struggle Is Real
The band wrote this song during a particularly dark period in their lives — which only makes it more powerful. Wrestlers, fans, and that one guy in the crowd screaming “You deserve it!” after a 60-minute Iron Man match? Yeah. They feel this.
🎬 Why This Track Was Basically Born for WrestleMania
Let’s stop pretending WrestleMania is just a wrestling event. No, fam. It’s Hollywood with ring ropes.
It’s Fast & Furious meets Shakespeare with more sweat and spandex.
It’s where drama meets fireworks — and “Anomaly” fits in like a ladder match at Money in the Bank.
Picture it:
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Roman Reigns pacing backstage
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Cody Rhodes taping his fists
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Slow-motion shots of Bianca Belair whipping her braid through steel chairs
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Paul Heyman dramatically yelling at a camera
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And in the background: “Anomaly” blasting like it owns the place.
Give me chills. Goosebumps. A tear, even. Someone call Triple H. We’ve found the new promo theme for WrestleMania XL.
📢 Don’t Believe Me? Just Listen
🎧 CLICK HERE to watch “Anomaly” by I See Stars
💥 STREAM IT like you’re walking out to your own theme song
And if you suddenly feel the urge to grab a mic and cut a passionate promo in your bathroom mirror… I won’t judge. In fact, I’ll be right there with you. Shirtless. Screaming. With pyro going off in my imagination.
Also, follow the legends that brought us this banger:
🔗 Sumerian Records
📸 I See Stars on Instagram
📘 I See Stars on Facebook
🐦 I See Stars on Twitter
🏁 Final Thoughts from the Gorilla Position
“Anomaly” isn’t just a song. It’s a story. A feeling. A finisher.
If WWE creative is reading this (and if you are, hi — hire me), this track deserves a spot in the WrestleMania hall of fame of themes. It’s got every ingredient:
✅ Cinematic energy
✅ Headbang-worthy riffs
✅ Emotionally loaded lyrics
✅ A vibe so intense it should come with a steel cage
Until then, let’s keep blasting this in the gym like we’re about to cash in our Money in the Bank briefcase. Because this song? It’s not just music. It’s a moment.
💬 “ANOMALY!! ANOMALY!! BY GAWD, HE’S CASHED IN!!”
Mic drop.
Chair slam.
Play it again.